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Now here's a fond memory. Agent G.O.D., Agent Kemp, and myself during our Bureau days. Bring to mind the 'Untouchables'? |
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| Of course, a lot has changed since then... Agent G.O.D. is a successful author, based somewhere in the Deep South (he prefers to keep his actual location a secret.) We've recently heard that he's gotten engaged to a member of the witness relocation program that he's kept tabs on for the past several years (picture unavailable for obvious reasons). Agent Maurice Kemp almost made it to the NBA, but suffered a knee injury driving to the hole in his last collegiate game. He was recruited by the Bureau for his uncanny research abilities. He was the first of the group to come to his senses and give up a life of fun in favor of marriage. |
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| Buffy "Jade" McKenzie is the only woman besides Mrs. Prime that may ever have her hands all over me - that's because Jade is a professional artist, a sculptress. Buffy is also a talented musician in her own right, and is the inspiration behind much of Dead Heir's music. |  |
Bongo McKenzie is the quintessential Canadian. An amature hockey player until his wife told him to "grow up and get a real job," he took a few years off to drink beer. He also tried teaching school. Bongo eventually took his wife's advice: now he's the lead singer of the critically acclaimed band Dead Heir. | ||||
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Here are Benny and Mungo back in the office; plotting trajectory for the flight. Benny's a little agitated 'cause some moron built a sports complex right at Exit 16 on the New Jersey Turnpike, but there's no town there. "I mean, come on, really; who builds a stadium in a swamp? What do you call teams that play there, huh, the 'Exit 16 Devils'? Gimme a break." And Mungo, well... he still looks good, right? |
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